I was originally going to list my favourite wine quotes and then I accidentally discovered Vintage Humor for Wine Lovers by Malcolm Kushner. It is billed as the world’s first complete book of wine humour, containing hundreds of funny quotes, definitions, anecdotes and news items about mankind’s favourite beverage. It also has wine cartoons from The New Yorker. The Amazon.Com pricing was better than Amazon.Ca at time of writing.
As an alternative, try The Quotable Wine Lover by Kate Fiduccia. It contains more than 400 quotes that explore the essence of the world’s oldest libation. The wit and wisdom come from a variety of wine lovers, ranging from poets and writers to contemporary chefs, sommeliers, and celebrities.